I want to blog about the Toadometer. You ask what is a Toadometer? It is none other than Ryan aka Toad. It is curious to me as his siblings and their relationships continues to develop, he becomes the barometer for their life’s forecasts. Let me explain so you can get the idea. As a mother I occasionally run into another mother that may want to set up their relative with one of our girls. It does not matter what kind of detailed description I may give of the fine candidate, who may be the Nobel prize winner and on the cover of Men’s Health Magazine the perfect 10. My girls always say, “ Have Toad check him out and see what he thinks, and then if he says he is fine, (now is this fine as in, “oh sooo fine” or is this fine as in acceptable) they will entertain the idea of the date”. What is up with that, apparently my opinion is out to pasture and my judgment of, “oh sooo fine” out the window. Whatever…. I would make a great matchmaker; bring me back to those days. Ok back to the Toadometer. When Eric sends home a request of something he may need in the ways of clothing, because apparently I can’t be trusted in picking out apparel. I am asked Dear Mom,………need clothes……have Toad pick it out because he knows what I like. I do not know how Brad and I became so blessed to bring this amazing aide to all future forecasts of life into this world. He is an anomaly. We are thinking of putting these amazing abilities of our Toadometer on Craig’s list and put the Toadometer out to hire. So look for the Toadometer on your local Craig's List.
WANTED TOADOMETER:
HE KNOWS WHAT YOU LIKE!!!!
2 comments:
I loved it.
It so true too!
I say you skip craig's list and go straight for reality TV that's where all the dollars are
I never got my toadometer reading on that guy that you were trying to hook me up with. Still waiting on that.
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